Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Amazon Mom-Review

   I have always LOVED Amazon. I mean who doesn't love online shopping? (If you don't, we clearly can't be friends anymore). Upon having my 'Crotch fruit' I was visiting Costco or Target what seemed like every other day. I was always forgetting something, or I just needed more diapers, wipes, formula, or any other of the million things you forget you need for a baby. Going out to a store with a newborn is total hell. Everyone wants to see, touch, squeeze, and even smell my kid. I really don't like 90% of the human population as it is, but that got worse when I was out in public with Tater. 
    After realizing just how much money I was spending at Target, and Costco (Ouch... it was bad. Sorry B.) I decided that there HAD to be a cheaper alternative that didn't require me to put pants on, let alone leave my house. I looked into a few websites and really wasn't impressed. I'm all about finding good deals, and no where seemed to have them! Then this magical thing happened and I discovered Amazon Mom. *Insert angels singing*
   So for $99 a year I get ALL the features of Amazon prime, plus 20% off diapers and wipes and all that baby happiness! They even have a feature called subscribe that makes it so I don't even have to log on to Amazon to get diapers. They make it so easy to change and manage! So right now, I get a box of size two Huggies Snugglers shipped to my door every two weeks, for $20.00. They even have coupons on Amazon that help you save money! With the Prime feature you get free shipping on thousands of items. Once we realized how easy it is, and just how much money we save it was clear that using Amazon for other things was a good idea. Right now, we get toilet paper, paper towels, toothpaste, deodorant, swiffer pads, and laundry detergent shipped to our house every other month! You can set how frequently you get these items. I never have to make an emergency trip to Wal-Mart ever again! (Because fuck Wal-Mart and all the creatures that inhabit that place). 

Thank you to one of my favorite Bloggers The Unexpected Dad, here is a beautiful chart on just how much money you can save with Amazon Mom.

(Provided by, Check out his blog, he's the shit!) 

  So let's review here. Amazon Mom is the absolute shit, and you all should sign up for it! I am a much happier, and more pantless woman now that this glorious service in my life!
You can sign up for Amazon Mom by going to You get a FREE 30 day trial!
(Amazon didn't pay me to write this review, even though they should because I spend so much Money with them. Start paying me Amazon. Seriously.) 

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